A good pick-up line

[Gawdzillers]

Ask a girl,

"Do you know what the difference is between sex and chicken salad?"

When she says no, you say, "Wanna go on a picnic?"

[TheSHAD0W]

Got an even better one, guaranteed to work!

"Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[Jack T. Chance]

My favorite cheesy pick-up line (guaranteed never to work for me, because I'm not a douchebag hitting on hot chicks) is this one:

Guy (walks up to girl and asks): "Wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?"

Girl: Either or

Guy: "What, you don't like pizza?"