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  • Great, now I'm mad.

    On what evidence are they basing their claim that chicks have it easier than guys, I wonder.

    Do men have periods? Do they have to be ridiculed for having periods? Do they have to get pregnant? Do they have to strive not to get fat while being pregnant? Do they have to give birth? Do they have to go through menopause? Do they have to be paid an average of 25% less because of their gender for the same job? Are they physically less capeable? Are they sexually objectified and held to impossible standards of beauty in the media? Are they labeled sluts or whores if they have sex? No, they can brag about their conquests and are congratulated. Are people shocked when they fart, belch, scratch, or say something gross in public? Go to any clinic and read a pamphlet on STDs. Women have like 10x as many possible symptoms, most of which are more difficult to identify and treat. In some countries women can't vote, leave the house without a man, show their faces, or are put in jail or sentenced to death for being raped. And I love how every human, animal, or robot of unkown gender becomes "he" automatically - must be a "he;" its not bleeding from its main orifice or nagging or doing the dishes.

    Ok so pretty much the only area women have it better than men is that we can cry to get out of a speeding ticket. If we're hot enough.

    It sucks ass being female. /rant off.

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    • Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
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      crack in a bag of chips ... the sesame garlic ones are the best...
      EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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      • lol

        I gotta give all the women respect here.

        cuz i mean if i ever woke up w/blood coming outta my dick im not gonna think 'ah great' and go grab a pad etc.

        i'l run screaming down the street like i'm on fire yelling 'my dick is bleeding my dick is bleeding' :P
        Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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        • I just wanted to say:

          THANK YOU!!!

          for letting me know about those Diva cups. I bought one for myself and I love it. Its so nice not to have to worry about overflowing, or making sure to stock up on supplies...

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          • Quoth Bramblerose View Post
            And it's so cute how guys (esp teh under 25 set) curl their tootsies at the first syllable of "menstrual".
            "Under?"

            This is not a short-term thing. I can deal with it, but the tendency of women to revel in the biology of their own body just to watch me squirm usually gets me in the mood to begin describing body necrosis.

            Then again, I also refer to eggs as "avian menstruation" when someone decides to gross me out at breakfast time.

            I grew up with a microbiologist, a horticulturalist with a focus in alternative composting systems (including human fecal matter enzymatic waste cycle composting systems for off-the-grid folks) and a public health specialist in the house. I remember watching as a kid as Dad and one of his guys cleared a rotted elk carcass from the intake filter of a primary water supply. Every so often, a drowned fisherman would bump up and get caught, and I wound up working my first jobs behind the microscope peering at e.coli and cryptosporidium. Hell, even the STD slides they showed us in high school were tame compared to my aunt's medical textbooks.

            For me it's not so much the actuality of it as the "mwhahaha, I has bloooooood. Mwahahahahah."

            Of course, I think "BRA, I HAD AN EPIC SHIT" is also somewhat stoopid. Generally speaking, if someone says that around me I tend to say, "You should Google "prolapsed rectum" and pick up some fiber tabs in the pharmaceutical aisle."

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