From the group that brought you "Go The Fuck To Sleep"

[fireheart]

Comes..."You have to Fucking Eat."

http://www.mamamia.com.au/parenting/...fuck-to-sleep/

I reckon this will be hilarious if it's read by Noni Hazlehurst again (the woman in the video in the link reading "Go the Fuck To Sleep". She's very well known for her role in Play School [preschooler TV show] and basically just reads it like it's another day on the set )

[Miss Maple Leaf]

As soon as it hits the shelves, I am so buying it. I loved Go The Fuck to Sleep and based on the preview pic, this one looks to be just as funny.

[EricKei]

Please tell me you've experienced Go the Fuck to Sleep as read by Samuel L Jackson. If not, you really need to. ^_^

[Miss Maple Leaf]

Please tell me you've experienced Go the Fuck to Sleep as read by Samuel L Jackson. If not, you really need to. ^_^

I have, and it was brilliant! ^_^ I couldn't stop laughing. I agree with patiokitty on hoping that Jackson reads this new book too.

[catcul]

After this book, they're writing a book called, "Get the Fuck Off the Internet."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

After this book, they're writing a book called, "Get the Fuck Off the Internet."

That sounds like something Gibbs would tell DiNozzo.

Speaking of which, having Mark Harmon read the audio version of that book would be AWESOME!!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

After this book, they're writing a book called, "Get the Fuck Off the Internet."

Followed by the sequel "Stop Looking At Fucking Porn."

[catcul]

Followed by the sequel "Stop Looking At Fucking Porn."

Isn't ALL porn "fucking porn?"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Isn't ALL porn "fucking porn?"

Pretty much. Doesn't matter if it's in the form of photos, video clips, full length films, magazines or reading erotic stories (and yes Virginia there are websites that have short stories on them to read. There's also adult fanfiction but we'll save that discussion for another thread.)

[MoonCat]

After this book, they're writing a book called, "Get the Fuck Off the Internet."

Followed by "Put the Fucking Phone Down."

[prjkt]

aaaand I'm out

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Followed by "Put the Fucking Phone Down."

And to complete the collection:

"Read A Fucking Book Already!"

And while we're on that topic, "Moby Dick" is not the unauthorized biography of John Holmes.

[XCashier]

And to complete the collection:

"Read A Fucking Book Already!"

Books for later years include, "Watch How You're Fucking Driving" "Go To Fucking College", "Get a Fucking Job" and "Get Married and Move The Fuck Out"!

[dalesys]

And then there are the sequels:
Where The F**k Are My Glasses? ...Hearing Aids? ...Teeth? ...Pants?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

And then there are the sequels:
Where The F**k Are My Glasses? ...Hearing Aids? ...Teeth? ...Pants?

"Where The Fuck Is My Viagara" and "Why The Fuck Can't I Remember?" coming soon . . .