Two Silly Stories
Two nuns from a foreign country came to the United States on vacation. Leaving the airport, they noticed a food cart with a sign that read Hot Dogs.
"So it's true," said one nun, "they eat dogs here! Well, I guess we should try some of the native foods." So they asked the vendor for two dogs. He wrapped up the food in aluminum foil, one for each nun, and handed them over.
They hurried to a picnic table and unwrapped their food, eager to try this new treat. The first nun looked at hers and blushed.
She turned to the first nun and quietly asked, "What part of the dog did you get?"
A Mother Superior was questioning a young nun about how she would handle a dangerous situation.
"If a man accosted you on the street, what would you do?"
The young nun said, "I would ask him to drop his pants." The Mother Superior was surprised, to say the least, but decided to keep on questioning her.
"What would you do next?"
"I would lift up my skirt," said the young nun very calmly.
"Why on earth would you do that?" asked the Mother Superior, very shocked.
"Because," said the young nun, "I can run much faster with my skirt up than he can with his pants down around his ankles."
All witches are bit odd. It's best to get your oddness sorted out early. (Terry Pratchett)---
Nothing grows in Midgar.