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  • #1

    Viagra Icecream

    I am not making this up

    Each ball of icecream is infused with viagra. Perfect for the gentleman who doesn't want to admit that he's taken viagra.

    I'm just more surprised that THIS IS A THING.
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    Now queen of USSR-Land...
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    You have to eat it before it gets soft.
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    • #3
      *giggle* Blue balls.....

      Ya know, if the guy in question didn't want to admit taking viagra... shouldn't the ice cream have been a different color?
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      • #4
        Oh god. I can see kids getting into it while mom and dad are gone or the babysitter getting kids a snack.

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        • #5
          Quoth Pimento View Post
          Oh god. I can see kids getting into it while mom and dad are gone or the babysitter getting kids a snack.
          That'll be a hard one to explain . . .
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          • #6
            Why is this not being made in vanilla flavor? Champagne tastes like puke.

            It has to be white. Has to.
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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Why is this not being made in vanilla flavor? Champagne tastes like puke. It has to be white. Has to.
              Blue with gobs of gooey marshmallow fluff :P

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              • #8
                Why is this ice cream so hard?

                Sorry, I was just trying to get a rise out of you.
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                • #9
                  Remember, consult a doctor if your ice cream takes more than 4 hours to thaw.

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                  • #10
                    Oh god, I go away for a day and come back to this
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #11
                      What? No Popsicle version?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth sms001 View Post
                        What? No Popsicle version?
                        I think this is about as close as you'll get

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTFEz4iUv3Q
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                        • #13
                          Quoth fireheart View Post
                          Oh god, I go away for a day and come back to this
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