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  • Feeling Squirrelly...

    There were four country churches and a temple in a small TEXAS town:

    The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

    Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

    One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and the church shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

    In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

    The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

    The Catholic church decided to baptize the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

    The Jewish Synagogue, came up with the best and most effective solution.
    They took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision, and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
    Shut up and jump.

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    Could've said the same thing about the Jewish Synagogue as the Catholic Church. The squirrels would've only been there three times in September/October for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

    And they'd leave halfway through the service. >.<


    *sad jew*
    SC: "Are you new or something?"
    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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