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As a man who had to much to drink was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. He fumbled for the phone and after he answered, he heard his wife's voice warning him, "Tom, I just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way on expressway 75. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Tom. "It's hundreds of them!"
"It's not just one car," said Tom. "It's hundreds of them!"