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    Drunk guy and his friend come up to the desk...

    Guest: "I need a wake up call, at 6am?"
    Me: "Alright, what's your last name?"
    Guest: (turns to friend) "Uh......what is it?"



    I have no more words for this...
    "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
    "What IS fun to fight through?"
    "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

  • #2
    ok theories:

    1. drunk or other substance abuse
    2. he's forgotten his cover name for the witness protection program
    3. he's forgotten his cover name for the witless protection program
    4. he's just met himself and didn't get that far
    5. he's so thoroughly whipped that he knows it but asks her anyways


    or he's a customer of gravekeeper.
    Last edited by gremcint; 04-24-2014, 03:45 PM.
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    • #3
      6. Using a credit card that isn't his, and doesn't remember the name on it.

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      • #4
        Or he just had a major brain fart.

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        • #5
          Happened to me once:

          Me: Your name?
          SC: Oh... you're making me think too much...

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          • #6
            Quoth dbuzman View Post
            Or he just had a major brain fart.
            For something of that magnitude, a major brain fart doesn't cover it - gotta be at least a "full bird" colonel brain fart, but more likely a general brain fart.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #7
              I did have a friend do something similar once. He knew me more by my online name which is different from my legal name.

              So he wandered into reception and said he was meeting a friend and when they asked the name had to look down at his phone to get the room number and said "Think its XXX... Room X" add that to my credit card company doing a fraud check when I checked in and we were getting very strange looks from the staff.

              And... yes, he did leave and not stay for the night!
              I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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              • #8
                Quoth Gizmo View Post
                And... yes, he did leave and not stay for the night!
                And this relates to the thread title? ...
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                • #9
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  And this relates to the thread title? ...
                  Me say nothing.... we did go out.... at some point during the evening....
                  I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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