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  • #1

    When its right infront of your face

    From: Employee
    Sent: Sat 4/19/2008 5:33 PM
    To: Help Desk
    Subject: blah.blah.com


    I’m trying to submit a resume through the employee referral program but get the following error message:

    Career Section Unavailable


    Sorry, the Career section you are trying to access is not available. The system may be under maintenance. If you used a link or bookmark to reach this page, please try again later.

    Thank you for your understanding,

    Human Resources Department

    Company

    How does one not know thats what that message actually mean?
    Never Underestimate the Element of Surprise - Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

    Captain John Rourke(Clear Skies) - Ah, yes. another Black Bird. Are they free with cereal now or something?
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  • #2
    Who didn't know what the message meant? We're getting the punchline but not the joke.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton

    "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein

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    • #3
      The employee sent in the email asking what that error message meant.
      Never Underestimate the Element of Surprise - Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

      Captain John Rourke(Clear Skies) - Ah, yes. another Black Bird. Are they free with cereal now or something?

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      • #4
        Geez, I wonder. Did you tell them it meant that the service was unavailable?
        "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton

        "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein

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        • #5
          Yes I told him exactly what it meant, most likely sounding smart >_>
          Never Underestimate the Element of Surprise - Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

          Captain John Rourke(Clear Skies) - Ah, yes. another Black Bird. Are they free with cereal now or something?

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          • #6
            What the message really means is he is not getting the job he wants to apply for.

            Next time use snail mail for the resume, or deliver it in person.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              What the message really means is he is not getting the job he wants to apply for.
              Wouldn't that be awesome? An idiot/SC-screening program that said, "Too bad, so sad! Next!"

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              • #8
                *hands darien the official 'dumb it down' kit* here, this might help.

                yoor selekshun not redee now. cum bak latr.
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #9
                  Actually its already an employee trying to submit a resume for a referral for another potential employee.
                  Never Underestimate the Element of Surprise - Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

                  Captain John Rourke(Clear Skies) - Ah, yes. another Black Bird. Are they free with cereal now or something?

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                  • #10
                    That makes me feel sorry for that other potential employee...

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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