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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Once I really looked at the poster, I'd think something along the lines of sexy smart guy, with a dash of 'I hope that doesn't mean he likes to use the stuff.' Either way, I probably wouldn't notice the poster enough to really look at it til later.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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I'm kind of with Kittish on this one. I have a coffee mug with the symbol for caffeine on it, because I like caffeinated drinks. If I saw that poster, I'd be worried that the guy used the stuff. It would probably lead to a discussion of why you've got the poster, and depending on your answer, might be a deal breaker. But then, I have a tendency to over-think things.
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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See, in my case, I probably would've already have seen it and found out why he had it before we even got to worrying about bases and things. But that's because I prefer to get to know the guys I date before dating. I'm weird. But if it was just there for shits and giggles as a science joke, I like the sense of humor. ^^Comment
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No no no, What's on second base, Who's on first, I Don't Know's on third baseQuoth Rapscallion View Post
Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.Comment
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Come on folks. Hook a Limey up, wontcha?
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First is kissing, second base is chest groping, third is hands below the belt, home is intercourse.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
Buttseckz is a foul.Comment
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And a pop fly is premature ...
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS
Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCISComment
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Left field?Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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Like this thread?Quoth Seshat View Post
"I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"
~TechSmith 314
HellGate: LondonComment
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It would depend on the guy, as he could be many things. But without knowing anything else (and without being a woman), my initial impression of a guy based solely on that poster would be one of the following:
1. He's a cokehead.
2. He's a chem major.
3. He's a smartass.
4. He's Greenday.
Smartest response I saw. And so very true.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
Third base is never free.......Quoth poofy_puff View Post
I am so looking forward to the day when I find a beer mug or cocktail glass with the chemical symbol for alcohol on it. Damn it, it must exist. Why must this decaffeinated guy live in such a caffeine-crazy world, damn it?Quoth Ghel View Post
No problem. I have the positive and negative leads right here. Now, just come over here, drop your pants, and I'll hook them up to your testicles....Quoth Rapscallion View Post
Fixed it for ya.Quoth Broomjockey View Post
Wicked hopper first base hit, if she's worth a damn.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
Wicked hopper foul if she isn't.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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