There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor! (WINE ) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor! (WINE ) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system