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  • Dangerous Virus

    There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
    hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
    via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
    life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
    two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
    Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor! (WINE ) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system
    "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons" - Douglas Adams
    "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off . . . " - unknown
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