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  • Apparently, for some, potty training wasn't mandatory [GROSS]

    Some woman complained to me at work today that the toilets in the ladies' room were all "unusable", and of course, I go in there and find caca smeared on the seats in ALL THREE STALLS. Jesus Fucking Christ, one stall would have been bad enough, but all three?! That HAD to have been deliberate, although I don't have the slightest idea why a person would do that.

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    Somebody's a POS?
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    • #3
      I wouldn't even do that to someone I absolutely hate. You know why? Because it's f***ing beyond childish.

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        I once dealt with a customer who was understandably pissed. Apparently the POS before her hand taken his shit and thrown it at the walls floors AND ceiling. We know who it was because a washroom check had been done just before. Boy was that brat surprised when he had cops waiting for him at home. He had spent enough time talking out in the parking lot that we had nabbed his car plate. As he was an adult and it was a ‘health and safety concern’ we managed to get a cop to fetch him back. He was given the option of apologizing to the staff and lady, then cleaning the bathroom or he could be charged with everything from safety laws to mischief to property damage. From both the store and the lady.

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        • #5
          Quoth AkaiKitsune View Post
          He was given the option of apologizing to the staff and lady, then cleaning the bathroom or he could be charged with everything from safety laws to mischief to property damage. From both the store and the lady.
          So... which did he choose?

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          • #6
            Quoth Mental_Mouse View Post
            So... which did he choose?
            I would very much like to know this as well.
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            • #7
              The swamp banned a woman for repeatedly finger painting in the women's bathroom.

              She only worked in one color.

              Brown.
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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                The swamp banned a woman for repeatedly finger painting in the women's bathroom.

                She only worked in one color.

                Brown.
                good Christ almighty I will NEVER understand how anyone can do that, even once, let alone repeatedly. What the living HELL is wrong with these people?
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                • #9
                  If I get the slightest bit of poo on my fingers while wiping, I'll be frantically washing my hands for the next five minutes straight when I'm done. I can't understand how people can FISH AROUND IN THE BOWL for a piece and start doing doody graffiti with it.

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                  • #10
                    The only adults I ever met who finger-painted in brown were 3 patients in the VA hospital who suffered what was then called "Chronic Brain Syndrom".

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                    • #11
                      Some peoples children.
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