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fun today woohoo.
so lets get the annoying out of the way then the funny as hell
The Bitcher
so we where kind of slow, i had had about 3 runs so far, was making side boxes when we got 5 orders at once.
now because one of pizzas accidently got deleted instead of one of the other pizzas one of the orders got delayed.
i do my other orders get back grab that one and run, knowing its late but it could be worst.
Now while i was gone,this guy called multiple times to complain about the delay, bitch bitch bitch you know how it is.
I get there and i go to the door.
Apparently mister Bitch desided his cheesey goodness wasnt worth it and left.
Of course he can only call to bitch not cancel
I live where nothing exist
another order. during our rush.
now im going to say the address because well it doesnt exist.
20 w university #C
there is no C.
there are three Doors
One is marked A, the other two arent maked.
SO i call
Me- HI
SW1- Speaks English, sucky/stupid
SW2- Doesn't
SW1- Uh, Hi
Me- Hi, this is your ---- Driver. I just need to know which door is for C
SW1- What? Who iss dis?
Me- Your ---- Driver.I just need to know whic door is C, cause im out side right now.
SW1- oh, where are you?
Me- Outside right now, Which door is C please?
Sw1- *movement* Where are you?
Me- um outside, right now, i just need to know which door is C
SW1- *door opening, traffic* (i look around no lady, crap she gave me a bad address* Where are you?
Me- Im outside 20 W University and if would kindly tell me which door is C, or the right address i can completete your order.
SW1- One Second
*shuffling sound*
SW2- Yes?
Me- Um yes i just needed to know which door was C, or the right address.
SW2- *SPANISH GIBBERISH*
Me- Really just the door
SW2- *SPANISH*
Me- Ma'am i cant deliver without an address
SW2- *SPANISH, SPANISH, SPANISH*
Me- *sigh* *click*
so i call the store
CJ- manager
Me- again
CJ- Thank you for calling ---- pizza, how can i help you
Me- Hi its slice, there is no C, i called them and they keep talking in spanish, and i dont think they live here.
CJ- huh?
Me- *Sigh* There is no C.
CJ- no C? really?
Me- They would only speak spanish with me too.
CJ- ok come back will work this out.
*drive back, its not that far*
CJ- Hey tried to call you back, she called me after we got off the phone, she says you never got there.
ME- Sigh thats bcause they gave us the wrong Address.
CJ- they say its behind the Carwash.
Me- well that proves it 20 WEST is next door to the car wash, BEHIND THE CAR WASH would be NORTH EAST Drew. Did they give you the right address?
CJ- no, just behind the carwash and that it was 20 west.
Me- well there is no 20 west C, and there are way to many apparentment complexs on northeast drew for me to go drving around tring to find a c and they all do the abc format, what shjould i do.
CJ- go back to 20 west, i told her to comeout side and wait.
Me- But there is no C, they dont live there, and they told us the wrong place.
CJ- just go back there plenty of time on the order.
Me- Sigh, ok ill go back and wait for however long you want
So i drive back and wait 3 minutes
then i see this woman walk around the the corner, with a dog and kid, see me and smile, apparently i was right, she realised she didnt live at 20 west and deside to walk over ot find me,
She did not tip/
CJ was still a jerk
Two for the price of one
so i get this order for a weir area on this street.
i get there and there are two complexes that seem to have the same. they look connected so i take the first turn and dirve around until i get to what looks like the address but since its so weird i call the nuimber no answer so i go up and knock just to make sure no one answers call again.
this goes on for 7 minutes just imagine me writing that repeatedly until i get back to the store k
so 20 minutes later the lady calls the store find out where she really is, and go down, get her her pizza
this story isnt sucky, just a reminder keep your phone near by, street are weird
now the funny
*AHHH AHHH AHHH MY FACE IS MELTING*
Remember that lunch rush i mentioned?
I was getting pizzas and stuff out of the oven.
im making cinnasticks, and i accidently spill too much Cinnamon-sugar mixer. As i move to shift someof it downi knock it up into the air and it lands on my face.
First i think ok its just cinnamon.
although in a couple seconds once i get the sticks taken care of my thoughts arent so calm more like
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT BURNS MY FACE IS MELTING SOMEONE KILL ME NOW, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
i never knew cinnamon burned.
now i know
maybe it was a mixture of sweat, sugar and cinnamon that created some weird exothermic reaction but man i was not happy im still now.
go ahead laugh, io had to wash my face
my face is still red as is my neck
thank you for reading
so lets get the annoying out of the way then the funny as hell
The Bitcher
so we where kind of slow, i had had about 3 runs so far, was making side boxes when we got 5 orders at once.
now because one of pizzas accidently got deleted instead of one of the other pizzas one of the orders got delayed.
i do my other orders get back grab that one and run, knowing its late but it could be worst.
Now while i was gone,this guy called multiple times to complain about the delay, bitch bitch bitch you know how it is.
I get there and i go to the door.
Apparently mister Bitch desided his cheesey goodness wasnt worth it and left.
Of course he can only call to bitch not cancel
I live where nothing exist
another order. during our rush.
now im going to say the address because well it doesnt exist.
20 w university #C
there is no C.
there are three Doors
One is marked A, the other two arent maked.
SO i call
Me- HI
SW1- Speaks English, sucky/stupid
SW2- Doesn't
SW1- Uh, Hi
Me- Hi, this is your ---- Driver. I just need to know which door is for C
SW1- What? Who iss dis?
Me- Your ---- Driver.I just need to know whic door is C, cause im out side right now.
SW1- oh, where are you?
Me- Outside right now, Which door is C please?
Sw1- *movement* Where are you?
Me- um outside, right now, i just need to know which door is C
SW1- *door opening, traffic* (i look around no lady, crap she gave me a bad address* Where are you?
Me- Im outside 20 W University and if would kindly tell me which door is C, or the right address i can completete your order.
SW1- One Second
*shuffling sound*
SW2- Yes?
Me- Um yes i just needed to know which door was C, or the right address.
SW2- *SPANISH GIBBERISH*
Me- Really just the door
SW2- *SPANISH*
Me- Ma'am i cant deliver without an address
SW2- *SPANISH, SPANISH, SPANISH*
Me- *sigh* *click*
so i call the store
CJ- manager
Me- again
CJ- Thank you for calling ---- pizza, how can i help you
Me- Hi its slice, there is no C, i called them and they keep talking in spanish, and i dont think they live here.
CJ- huh?
Me- *Sigh* There is no C.
CJ- no C? really?
Me- They would only speak spanish with me too.
CJ- ok come back will work this out.
*drive back, its not that far*
CJ- Hey tried to call you back, she called me after we got off the phone, she says you never got there.
ME- Sigh thats bcause they gave us the wrong Address.
CJ- they say its behind the Carwash.
Me- well that proves it 20 WEST is next door to the car wash, BEHIND THE CAR WASH would be NORTH EAST Drew. Did they give you the right address?
CJ- no, just behind the carwash and that it was 20 west.
Me- well there is no 20 west C, and there are way to many apparentment complexs on northeast drew for me to go drving around tring to find a c and they all do the abc format, what shjould i do.
CJ- go back to 20 west, i told her to comeout side and wait.
Me- But there is no C, they dont live there, and they told us the wrong place.
CJ- just go back there plenty of time on the order.
Me- Sigh, ok ill go back and wait for however long you want
So i drive back and wait 3 minutes
then i see this woman walk around the the corner, with a dog and kid, see me and smile, apparently i was right, she realised she didnt live at 20 west and deside to walk over ot find me,
She did not tip/
CJ was still a jerk
Two for the price of one
so i get this order for a weir area on this street.
i get there and there are two complexes that seem to have the same. they look connected so i take the first turn and dirve around until i get to what looks like the address but since its so weird i call the nuimber no answer so i go up and knock just to make sure no one answers call again.
this goes on for 7 minutes just imagine me writing that repeatedly until i get back to the store k
so 20 minutes later the lady calls the store find out where she really is, and go down, get her her pizza
this story isnt sucky, just a reminder keep your phone near by, street are weird
now the funny
*AHHH AHHH AHHH MY FACE IS MELTING*
Remember that lunch rush i mentioned?
I was getting pizzas and stuff out of the oven.
im making cinnasticks, and i accidently spill too much Cinnamon-sugar mixer. As i move to shift someof it downi knock it up into the air and it lands on my face.
First i think ok its just cinnamon.
although in a couple seconds once i get the sticks taken care of my thoughts arent so calm more like
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT BURNS MY FACE IS MELTING SOMEONE KILL ME NOW, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
i never knew cinnamon burned.
now i know
maybe it was a mixture of sweat, sugar and cinnamon that created some weird exothermic reaction but man i was not happy im still now.
go ahead laugh, io had to wash my face
my face is still red as is my neck
thank you for reading
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