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  • Quoth Deserted View Post
    I hope it doesn't happen in Kansas. Just give Phelps' crew (the "God hates f---" idiots) more fuel.
    Actually, I move we set aside the triple-6 exchange and assign it solely to Phelps' crew.
    Last edited by EricKei; 10-05-2014, 12:33 AM.
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • I have a friend who's phone number ends in 666. It's mildly amusing, considering the friend.
      At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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      • The phone number prefix for Keystone, SD is 666 - explains why their saltwater taffy is so delicious.
        Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

        I'm a case study.

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        • http://notalwaysright.com/putting-yo...hot-seat/38188

          I'm not sure what to make of this one except major EW.

          Also, from my hometown: http://notalwaysright.com/leaving-yo...e-behind/38173
          Last edited by Andrew B.; 07-08-2014, 08:38 AM.
          Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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          • Quoth Andrew B. View Post
            http://notalwaysright.com/putting-yo...hot-seat/38188

            I'm not sure what to make of this one except major EW.
            Nope - gotta be at least a full-bird colonel EW.

            Did you know that there are now clams for vegans? They'd probably be considered kosher as well.
            Last edited by wolfie; 07-08-2014, 08:05 PM. Reason: Spotted an interesting one.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • http://notalwaysright.com/not-happy-...t-future/38386

              I'm a little concerned about that "Dark Corners for me to hide in" comment.
              Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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              • http://notalwaysworking.com/not-alwa...er-wrong/35692

                "If he says he’s the f****** king of France, what do you say to him?"
                "May I clear those plates, your majesty?"
                Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
                OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
                she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
                Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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                • http://notalwaysright.com/like-a-dog...your-dog/38724

                  Not sure what to say here.
                  Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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                  • I think covers it nicely.
                    Last edited by Deserted; 07-22-2014, 01:25 AM. Reason: quote not needed, duh
                    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
                    OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
                    she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
                    Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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                    • Yeah wtf indeed, the only abuse was committed by her

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                      • A teacher wonderfully demonstrates the difference between ignorance and stupidity.
                        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                        • According to this person, the Sun is the eye of a malevolent god.
                          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                          • Hard to argue with his logic...
                            Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
                            OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
                            she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
                            Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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                            • Taxi in Tallahassee, FL

                              The poster of the above states, "Keep in mind the city where I go to school is very much a college town, with the well-known (not to mention large) university being the main attraction as well as the reason why most people live there."

                              I had to laugh at that person's ignorance. Tallahassee is the home of two major universities, FSU and FAMU. But more importantly, it is the state capital, which is the reason most people live there.

                              I grew up in Tallahassee.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                              • http://notalwaysright.com/muddling-through/39044

                                Think Seraph would recognize this guy?
                                Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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