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To the geniuses who stole packages from my parents:
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Old 08-20-2020, 04:31 PM
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The neighbors have security cameras. Try not to stick out like sore thumbs next time.

Seriously, pink hair and a variety of easily-identifiable tattoos? The police are sure they'll be able to identify you, and my folks intend to press charges. Hope the dog itch spray and soap were worth it.
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Old 08-20-2020, 09:17 PM
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Get them one of these.
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