Once again, I get thrown on to a register, and something interesting happens. Woman approaches and asks to return two very expensive leather-bound day planners, sans receipt. Strike one.
I ask her how she paid for these originally. A combination of "another return" and cash. Strike two (can't look up return info for that without a receipt).
She asked if she can get a store credit for them. I say yes, but I'll need to see some ID.
She hands me a driver's license. I look at the picture, glance up at her, then back at the picture.
The picture was of a reasonably attractive woman, but the person in front of me was a clearly much older than that. Perfectly smooth skin in the picture, but a mass of wrinkles in front of me. But the thing was....they looked similar, as if the ID photo was of the same woman when she was younger, or she was related to the person in the picture, so for a moment it threw me.
Then I checked the date of birth, xx/yy/1982.
OK, there is NO WAY this woman is the same age as me. this isn't her ID, I'm sure of it. Strike 3.
Me: Ma'am, I don't mean to sound rude, but is this your ID?
SC: It's my daughter's; she's the one who bought these. She's in a wheelchair and it's very difficult for her to get around. I didn't want to have to load her in the car to and bring her here just to return this stuff.
(A sob story! Sorry, still strike 3!)
Me: Well I can't accept a return on her ID unless she is present. May I see YOUR ID, please?
SC: No, I'll just bring her in, then. *takes ID and planners back and leaves*
Shortly after I got high-fives from the Customer Service Lead and from the Ops Manager. Apparently this woman has been in before and managed to con other cashiers into issuing credit for stuff she has (probably) stolen from other stores.
And - now that I'm typing this up - is also occurs to me that if her daughter was disabled in such a way that she couldn't easily get around, then how the hell does she have a DRIVER'S license as opposed to a state-issued photo ID? Total, total scam.
I ask her how she paid for these originally. A combination of "another return" and cash. Strike two (can't look up return info for that without a receipt).
She asked if she can get a store credit for them. I say yes, but I'll need to see some ID.
She hands me a driver's license. I look at the picture, glance up at her, then back at the picture.
The picture was of a reasonably attractive woman, but the person in front of me was a clearly much older than that. Perfectly smooth skin in the picture, but a mass of wrinkles in front of me. But the thing was....they looked similar, as if the ID photo was of the same woman when she was younger, or she was related to the person in the picture, so for a moment it threw me.
Then I checked the date of birth, xx/yy/1982.
OK, there is NO WAY this woman is the same age as me. this isn't her ID, I'm sure of it. Strike 3.
Me: Ma'am, I don't mean to sound rude, but is this your ID?
SC: It's my daughter's; she's the one who bought these. She's in a wheelchair and it's very difficult for her to get around. I didn't want to have to load her in the car to and bring her here just to return this stuff.
(A sob story! Sorry, still strike 3!)
Me: Well I can't accept a return on her ID unless she is present. May I see YOUR ID, please?
SC: No, I'll just bring her in, then. *takes ID and planners back and leaves*
Shortly after I got high-fives from the Customer Service Lead and from the Ops Manager. Apparently this woman has been in before and managed to con other cashiers into issuing credit for stuff she has (probably) stolen from other stores.
And - now that I'm typing this up - is also occurs to me that if her daughter was disabled in such a way that she couldn't easily get around, then how the hell does she have a DRIVER'S license as opposed to a state-issued photo ID? Total, total scam.
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