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    A market research company was doing some taste tests for a new candy. They got some kids together and gave them samples.

    "What does this first one taste like?"
    "Lemons!"
    "That's right, how about this one?"
    "Strawberries!"
    "And this one?"

    None of the kids could quite place the honey flavour. The market research guy tried to give them a clue: "It's something your mum might call your dad"

    One kid suddenly realised: "Spit them out guys, they're arseholes!"

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    Lol. I've heard another version of this before.

    Instead of the guy saying, "It's something your mum might call your dad", it's "It's something your dad wants from your mom before he goes to work."

    Then one lil boy yells, "Don't eat it! It's a piece of ass!"
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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      A teacher is showing urban kindergardeners pictures of farm animals. The kids recognize a cow, a horse, and a pig, but none of them can guess the picture of a deer. The teacher says "I'll give you a hint. This is what your mommy calls your daddy when he hugs her." One little boy yells out "I know! It's a horny bastard!"
      "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton

      "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein

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