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Cops: Mom Put Bourbon In Her Baby's Bottle

11-16-2015, 05:58 PM

Now THERE's a winner. I feel sorry for the baby...

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11-16-2015, 08:28 PM

Clueless Ex did this to his first-born. Sangria, not bourbon, but still . . .

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11-16-2015, 08:28 PM

...they say little children are supposed to sleep tight...

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11-16-2015, 10:40 PM

I can understand sticking your finger in it and rubbing their gums with a tiny bit. But putting it in their bottles?!

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11-16-2015, 11:50 PM

My grandma put beer in the baby bottles. That explains a lot about my family.

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11-17-2015, 12:11 AM

This is like something out of Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" files.

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11-17-2015, 10:18 AM

And here I used to get pissed off when my mother got the bright idea of putting coffee into my kid's sippy cup...
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11-17-2015, 11:45 AM

Trailer, stepbrother...a few white trash stereotypes being hit.

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