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    This incident happened a few years ago when my boss and I were working the store on a rather slow evening.

    B - boss
    C - customer

    B: Good evening sir, How can I help you?

    C: I am looking for <title of game>. Do you have it in stock?

    B: I am sorry sir. I am currently sold out of it.

    C: What do you mean you are sold out? I demand that you get me one right now.

    B: Unfortunately, I am unable to get you one at this time. We have to wait till our next shipment of it comes in.

    By this time, my boss was rather irritated because the guy really started dishing out the words and I just stood there watching him handle the situation.

    C: Are you f****** serious? With all the money I am spending here, you guys should be kissing my a** to get me that game!

    B: I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**!

    C: I am calling every boss I can find and getting your a** fired.

    By this time, I am dying of laughter inside hearing my boss say that. He rarely ever gets upset and says anything in a rude manner to a customer. My boss did get in trouble but 2 months later, he got promoted to district manager.

  • #2
    So cause he spends all kinds of money there, you're expected to get a game that you're currently sold out of? What does he think-that you call up the Star Ship Enterprise & have them replicate one?

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    • #3
      ENTITLEMENT WHORE

      You're spending money? Guess what. I don't give a flying f*** about you. Get out.
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      • #4
        Quoth Bright_Star View Post
        So cause he spends all kinds of money there, you're expected to get a game that you're currently sold out of? What does he think-that you call up the Star Ship Enterprise & have them replicate one?
        everyone knows every store has the equipment to just make any disk a customer needs. It's in the back.

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        • #5
          Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
          everyone knows every store has the equipment to just make any disk a customer needs. It's in the back.
          Yeah, that's how all those OTHER employees that you've never seen or heard of until now ALWAYS help the customer get something that your store has never carried. Either that or magic, cause a wizard could always have done it.

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          • #6
            Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
            everyone knows every store has the equipment to just make any disk a customer needs. It's in the back.
            Too bad that they don't. Small stores could "carry" obscure titles without having to actually risk buying tons of boxes.
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            • #7
              If that is the WiiFit, OP, I feel your pain. I get this ever day because of that game.
              "I, too, am saddened by the lack of hookers in this thread." -LingualMonkey

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              • #8
                I wish I could see this guys face when he found out that guy he tried to get fired got promoted instead.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Groezig View Post
                  C: Are you f****** serious? With all the money I am spending here, you guys should be kissing my a** to get me that game!

                  B: I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**!

                  C: I am calling every boss I can find and getting your a** fired.

                  By this time, I am dying of laughter inside hearing my boss say that. He rarely ever gets upset and says anything in a rude manner to a customer. My boss did get in trouble but 2 months later, he got promoted to district manager.
                  This is so sig worthy...yoink!
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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                  • #10
                    What does he think-that you call up the Star Ship Enterprise & have them replicate one?
                    no, but we can fire up the rectatron 4000 and replicate it that way, because it's the preferred method of ew's everywhere.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                      no, but we can fire up the rectatron 4000 and replicate it that way, because it's the preferred method of ew's everywhere.
                      I prefer the +5 Rectum of Infinite Holding myself.

                      Bet the only money the SC spent at your store was used to purchase a used copy of Boogerman on NES or something.
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