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  • *SPAM* How To Use Penis Pumps Safely And Effectively *SPAM*

    MOD NOTE - This spam is being left here for your entertainment. All links from original spam are removed.

    Male enhancement pumps would be systems which is used to enhance male organ. A customary male pump contains a cyndrical tube which fits covering the penis and has also a new motor-driven or alternatively e-book pump which induces suck. Such appliances facilitates producing a somewhat hoover near to the penis and so enhancing the the circulation of blood on it. This technique solutions into a powerful engorged and then extensively higher knob.
    Guidelines
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    Penis enlargement pumps are best as made use of in the latest package populated with very hot water. Submerge the penis found in tepid water so that they can cool off a new pennis body tissues and after that put a certain amount of lube for your personal erection and additionally genitals. Any time you receive fractional erectile, stop the storage container by means of tepid water and thus enter it. The employment of pretty much any utility lines pump is just not allowed since you are which includes a willy pump inside a bathtub in water. Also, make sure your ???? ??? prick pump will be water resistant.
    Concepts & Warns
    The penis pump will have to be utilized properly to prevent male member accident. Using a pump too much possibly far ??? ?????? ??? too much bring about the bloodstream to successfully broke and are avalable in bruises. Their mistreat or sometimes over-use with regards to tool pumps will root escarpins louboutin simple pump kid cause testicular distress or impairment.
    Pause along with the pump automatically once you expertise painful sensation and / or some exotic signs and symptoms.
    There is an hope which the cylinder casing could quite possibly reduce your own skin and additionally havoc most of the suspensory ligaments that experts claim surround your penis. It is important to review the guide closely avoid excited or simply over-enthusiastic using a pump.
    Don't try to help you renewal penile pumps equipped with floor cleaners when you realize dyson provides much more suction and therefore are useless meant for male enhancement.
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    MOD NOTE - Removed numerous other links posted here
    Last edited by Ree; 06-07-2014, 11:57 PM.

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    We normally delete these as soon as we get them, but this one was just so bad, it was funny, and we decided to share it for a laugh.
    Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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    • #3
      Tl;dr

      Bet it was a hard decision and a stiff test of your mod judgement to leave this one up, eh?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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      • #4
        BWAHAHAHA!!!
        Leave it to you Irv.
        Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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        • #5
          I see Irv beat Sheldon to the punch again . . . so he'll just have to suck it up, won't he?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Oiv- You woodn't!
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #7
              Quoth likwaflat View Post
              Don't try to help you renewal penile pumps equipped with floor cleaners when you realize dyson provides much more suction and therefore are useless meant for male enhancement.
              ????????

              So Dyson vacuum cleaners provide more suction but are useless for male enhancement? Err....OK?

              ETA: Mods, we should put more of these up! They're hilarious!
              Last edited by fireheart; 06-08-2014, 08:47 AM.
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              • #8
                In that case can i suggest a new section called "Spam!, Spam!, Spam!" to keep them in?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kazim View Post
                  In that case can i suggest a new section called "Spam!, Spam!, Spam!" to keep them in?
                  Just to be clear: only the really bad and funny ones.
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kazim View Post
                    In that case can i suggest a new section called "Spam!, Spam!, Spam!" to keep them in?
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    Just to be clear: only the really bad and funny ones.
                    That would get big quickly. Are the moderators going to get it up? That would be something that would stick out.
                    Last edited by catcul; 06-08-2014, 02:20 PM.
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      So Dyson vacuum cleaners provide more suction but are useless for male enhancement? Err....OK?
                      I wouldn't let anyone do that to my Dyson to begin with - I have a hard enough time sucking up tons of Abby hair. It's a wonder I have any DOG left some days.

                      But IIRC I think I've heard of guys using appliances in ways the manufacturers never intended. . . .which is why you'll now see as such on consumer warning labels.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #12
                        I just realized that we have a penis pump spam on a website called "Customers Suck."
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth fireheart View Post
                          ETA: Mods, we should put more of these up! They're hilarious!
                          It's normally just discount viagra, cialis, shoes and purses type spam, but we do occasionally get interesting and pretty graphic porn links.
                          Site standards don't allow that sort of thing, and usually, by the time we would edit out all the graphic images and links, it's not really worthwhile to share.

                          Just thought this one was way too funny because it was all so badly written, and all that information about how to convert your home vacuum to a penis pump was just too bizarre.
                          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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                          • #14
                            That is too funny, although I am going to spend the rest of the day wondering what in the heck an 'e book pump' refers to. I'm curious how this showed up, is this something someone tried to pass off as a post about sucky customers?
                            Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.

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                            • #15
                              It was just the usual spam. They don't care where they post, or whether any of it relates to the topic of the site.
                              Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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