*SPAM* How To Use Penis Pumps Safely And Effectively *SPAM*

[XCashier]

"Spam!, Spam!, Spam!"

"Bloody Vikings!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So, if I notice a sudden uptick in sales of Dyson vacuum cleaners, I guess I will know why.

Submerge the penis found in tepid water

Isn't that where everybody finds their penises?

[Argabarga]

Reminds me of Spamusement.com, where you took your most absurd spam subject lines, or lines from others, and made cartoons from them.


The site isn't gone, but it's not really active anymore, for reasons I can't figure out, guess it just ran it's course, but I have tons and tons of my old cartoons. It was a hoot!

[KhirasHY]

Should include variable dick wedding (described as compression happens to be) within the amenable final in the cyndrical tube.

include variable dick wedding (described as compression

dick wedding

That is, quite possibly, the single greatest sentence I have ever read. I inhaled a soda for that, and loved every second of it.

In truth, I love these spam posts...mostly because it's like watching an aneurysm in progress. I can only hope that when my brain finally revolts against everything I think and tries to kill me, I can type out something half as entertaining to chronicle the matter...

[fireheart]

But IIRC I think I've heard of guys using appliances in ways the manufacturers never intended. . . .which is why you'll now see as such on consumer warning labels.

I've mentioned this one before, but on the dispenser for my partner's mini-keg thing, it had the words "Do not iron or tumble dry."

I just realized that we have a penis pump spam on a website called "Customers Suck."

*snerk*

[mathnerd]

I just realized that we have a penis pump spam on a website called "Customers Suck."

I almost had a rule #1 violation here.

[Fire_on_High]

Tl;dr

Bet it was a hard decision and a stiff test of your mod judgement to leave this one up, eh?

That was a Rule 1 violation on my part...

[Marmalady]

"Bloody Vikings!"

That's just what I was thinking!