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  • Look she's weak! MOVE IN! I REPEAT MOVE IN

    Yesterday I was back on the phone answering the customer service line while covering for someone else. I got a couple of serious doozys... I swear they knew scented that I was back and attacked en masse!

    Me: *waves*
    CG: Crazy Guy
    DCG: Different Crazy Guy!
    SM: Stupid Man!
    SW: Sucky Woman
    (Thoughts)

    The End Is Near!(With Bonus Crazy)

    Me: Welcome to <My company> Customer Service. This is Wicked Lexi How can I help you?
    CG: THE END IS COMING!!!! (Of high prices? Reality TV? WHAT MAN SPILL IT)
    Me: Can I help you?
    CG: You need to stock up! BAKED BEANS AND CHEESE.. gotta hide... GOTTA HIDE (Yes... just the essentials... )
    Me: ... Sir? Are you alright? (Obviously not.. but hell)
    CG: HIIIIIIDE THE END IS NIGH! (Nigh... Like.. Bill Nigh the Science guy...)

    You are the Devil! (Again with Bonus Crazy!)

    Me: Welcome to <My company> Customer Service. This is Wicked Lexi How can I help you?
    DCG: YOUR THE DEVIL (... Wow Did I get sucked into the "water boy" and no one told me)
    Me: Im.. wait WHAT?
    DCG: LEAVE MAH CHILDRENS ALONE!
    Me: Sure.. not a problem (Just go away man!)

    Hang up... (With Stupid Included at no extra cost)

    Me: Welcome to <My company> Customer Service. This is Wicked Lexi How can I help you?
    SM: I need the phone number for <office>
    Me: Yep sure. Its 00 1234 5678
    SM: *starts dialing* (thinking that he is putting it in his phone)
    Me: *waits*
    SM: Hello?
    Me: Yes Hi I'm still here
    SM: ... Why are you still there im trying to call the office!
    Me: You need to hang up and then call them sir.. or I can hang up...
    SM: Hang up? (oh Dear oh Dear)
    Me: Yes..
    SM: How do I do that?(Your kidding right?)
    Me: ... are you on a mobile or cordless phone?
    SM: Nooooooooooo(goodie you stuck in one place at least)
    Me: OK put the phone down in the cradle and then pick it back up an dial again (I wish so hard I was kidding)
    SM: *hangs up* (Oh thank you baby Jesus!)

    ... I'm incredibly sorry that DEATH in an inconvenience to you
    Me: Welcome to <My company> Customer Service. This is Wicked Lexi How can I help you?
    SW: I need the number for <office>
    Me: *looks up number in system and sees special note* Ok. That office isn't operating at the moment. All the business of that office is going through to <agents name> I can give you his number
    SW: *angry tone* Why isn't it operating???
    Me: They had a 4 Wheel drive go through the window last year and the office was extremely badly damaged and their receptionist was killed.
    SW: So that was last year THEY SHOULD BE OPERATING AGAIN!
    Me: *controls rage* I'm very sorry but they aren't.. Would you like the agents number?
    SW: No I will go to <rival company> They don't let small things get in the way of business!
    Me: *Snaps* Well I'm very sorry that the death of one of their staff in such an inconvenience to you. It is of course your choice to go to another company. Have a good day *Hangs up*

    That one made my blood boil! Around the time the accident happened those calls were very common. It was all I could do not to tell people where to to shove sharp objects. I did hang up on a lot of people at the time though.

  • #2
    SM - I know a lot of people are having a hard time learning new technology, but a phone?! LMAO

    As for the SW, you have a LOT more patience then I do,. I'd be trying to find a way to climb through the phone to punch her (Yeah I know, no violence. I'll go sit in the corner now) at least I'd have said something that may have resulted in my job being lost.
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    • #3
      Quoth Wicked_Lexi View Post
      Hang up... (With Stupid Included at no extra cost)

      Me: You need to hang up and then call them sir.. or I can hang up...
      SM: Hang up? (oh Dear oh Dear)
      Me: Yes..
      SM: How do I do that?(Your kidding right?)
      Me: ... are you on a mobile or cordless phone?
      SM: Nooooooooooo(goodie you stuck in one place at least)
      Me: OK put the phone down in the cradle and then pick it back up an dial again (I wish so hard I was kidding)
      SM: *hangs up* (Oh thank you baby Jesus!)
      Ow... oh ow... the pain... my brain is waving the white flag! It surrenders! How can anyone born in the last century not have any idea on how to use a telephone!? It boggles the mind...

      ... I'm incredibly sorry that DEATH in an inconvenience to you

      SW: *angry tone* Why isn't it operating???
      Me: They had a 4 Wheel drive go through the window last year and the office was extremely badly damaged and their receptionist was killed.
      SW: So that was last year THEY SHOULD BE OPERATING AGAIN!
      Me: *controls rage* I'm very sorry but they aren't.. Would you like the agents number?
      SW: No I will go to <rival company> They don't let small things get in the way of business!
      Me: *Snaps* Well I'm very sorry that the death of one of their staff in such an inconvenience to you. It is of course your choice to go to another company. Have a good day *Hangs up*
      I'd be steamed too.. that just shows a level of callousness that is beyond belief. You just know that if this waste of air suffered a death in her place of business or family, she'd be playing the sympathy card in a heartbeat.
      Last edited by IT Grunt; 06-03-2008, 12:59 AM.
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      • #4
        He seriously didn't know how to hang up a phone? <y brain hurts muchly after reading that, oh no brain cells are escaping to avoid the pain, can't say I blame them

        As for that stupid bitch who doesn't care about anyone but herself, there is a special place in hell for her with the at the ready.
        I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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        • #5
          The first couple sure were coocoo for coco puffs.

          On the last one are you saying the office has been closed over six months because the receptionist as killed?

          Steve B.

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          • #6
            Man I gotta stop reading these while trying to study for exams, I need all the brain cells I need without them running out going 'no, he doesn't know how to use a phone.

            As for that bitch I would have lost my temper big time and told her I was glad she was not doing business with us. But I congratulate you on your patience because that would do more damage than getting angry at them.
            Am I sad because I am looking forward to the day when the people I will be dealing with will no longer be able to talk back?

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            • #7
              Quoth Imprl59 View Post
              On the last one are you saying the office has been closed over six months because the receptionist as killed?
              I think the SUV (4 Wheel means SUV, yes?) also has something to do with it. Somebody manage to embed an SUV sideways in one of the houses near here, and that's not totally fixed yet, either, and it's been 9 or 10 months. I imagine it takes a bit longer when someone was killed.

              As for that bitch, she needs a liberal application of the clue bat.
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              • #8
                DCG: YOUR THE DEVIL (... Wow Did I get sucked into the "water boy" and no one told me)
                Wow, the DCG even got "you're" wrong.

                The SM probably had a picture of the steps on using the phone above the phone, until it was accidently trashed. I could see it:
                SM: My God! The instructions I"ve been using for the past 40 years are gone! How am I going to figure out this phone!

                That SW, just 'wow'. Self-absorbed much?
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                • #9
                  Hmm. I might have reacted differently...

                  1: How'd you know of our plans?!!? WHO TOLD YOU?


                  2: And what a sexy one at that....

                  3: >>. Ring ring. Ring Ring: Sorry, I'm unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message. *hang up*

                  4: Cool. Here's their number. Ask for Jerry you dumbass.
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                  • #10
                    Why are people so bent on getting total satisfaction right now no matter what?
                    I really hate society's focus on now now now. Life is more than business, people.
                    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                      He seriously didn't know how to hang up a phone? brain hurts muchly after reading that, oh no brain cells are escaping to avoid the pain, can't say I blame them

                      see this thread, it's almost worse
                      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                        see this thread, it's almost worse
                        OMG I just read it. I'll be in the corner crying if you need me.
                        I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Wicked_Lexi View Post
                          SW: No I will go to <rival company> They don't let small things get in the way of business!
                          Me: *Snaps* Well I'm very sorry that the death of one of their staff in such an inconvenience to you. It is of course your choice to go to another company. Have a good day *Hangs up*
                          You were way to nice to them. I hope you learn not to be in those cases. Sad
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                            He seriously didn't know how to hang up a phone? <y brain hurts muchly after reading that, oh no brain cells are escaping to avoid the pain, can't say I blame them

                            As for that stupid bitch who doesn't care about anyone but herself, there is a special place in hell for her with the at the ready.
                            You should of seen my face after that call. It was basically the human version of the "Blue screen of death"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth mae View Post
                              I'm totally stealing "HIIIIIIDE THE END IS NIGH!" That's hilarious!



                              Was it a doctor's office, by any chance? I vaguely remember something about a vehicle driving through a building and killing the receptionist. I also seem to remember something about that it wasn't the receptionist's regular day, and that she was covering for someone?

                              Anyway. This reminds me about a 9/11 story. I will put it in another thread so as not to threadjack this one. All I can say is: I sympathize with you. It's incredibly frustrating that some people think that the world revolves around them and the death of another person doesn't stop them from being a jackass.
                              I was so close to laughing it wasn't funny!

                              It was a Real Estate office. I would link the story but then anyone could figure out from my posts where I work so I wont. A Four Wheel Drive/SUV went through the window and basically through the entire office pretty much demolishing the place.

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