...This Explains So Much. aka Seraph Finally Figured It Out.

[Seshat]

Quoth MournBlade

What a winner uh, erm whiner aha wiener!
Hillbilly redneck jackhole surprised he knows his head from his ass, on second thought he might not.
Celebretard going around bragging about being famous - idjit

You feel like Steve McQueen when you're driving in your car.
And you think you look like James Bond when you're smoking your cigar.
It's so bizarre.
You think you are
A new kind of
James Dean.
But the only thing I've ever seen
Of you
Is a commercial spot on the screen.

Movie Star, Movie Star
Ah-a-ah.
You think you are a movie-
Movie Star, Movie Star
Ah-a-ah.
You think you are a movie-
Star.

[Jester]

Quoth Dilorenzo

There's a remembered Arquette?

If you've ever seen "Beyond Rangoon," you could not forget Patricia Arquette.

[Mr Hero]

Quoth Jester

If you've ever seen "Beyond Rangoon," you could not forget Patricia Arquette.

She also plays an important character in the backstory of "Holes"

[Sapphire Silk]

Quoth Freak

Um, while I'm sure Jerry Springer is a very entertaining show, I wouldn't think of appearing on it as something to be proud of. What on earth is wrong with this guy that he thinks otherwise?

Some people just crave attention. He's a massive EW and has to be the center of everyone's universe.

Quoth Gerrinson

I feel dumber for having seen that.

Seraph...I just...no words...

Have a beer.

This is why I didn't view the clip. I have no need to kill braincells watching what I knew would be rampant stupidity.

Here, have some

Quoth Seshat

People voluntarily go on that show. That's what confuses me.

Yeah, dumbfucks who will never get their 15 minutes of fame any other way than by humiliating themselves in public.

Quoth Victory Sabre

WTF!?!?! That was an attempted client of yours?

Holy cow!

I need another beer, or 10 after watching that.

Here, there's more

Quoth Seraph

I'm really tempted, Jester, but I have the feeling he'd harass you pretty badly.

Somehow, I don't think Jester's dumb enough to call from his personal phone at home. I suspect he'll find a way to call on a number that can't be tracked back to him.

Quoth Tama

19? WHAT is his problem?? Ugh.

Borderline personality disorder.

Quoth Argabarga

Just remember, one small clandestine call to you-know-who....

And whatever car/truck this guy drives to work will just disappear.....

Now that's the nicest thought I've seen yet on this thread. Talk about Kosmic Karma.

Quoth Seraph

Edit: OMFG Hanzoku, thank you for this. Went to go save the videos, and he JUST, I mean JUST uploaded a new video of him ranting, saying my friend's address, and how he's going over there to f**k him up. Saving it, sending my buddy a copy, and telling him to GO TO THE POLICE NOW.

If the police still refuse to get involved, have your friend apply for a temporary restraining order from the courts. You don't have to have police involvement; just proof that you fear for your safety.

In most states, that means he'd have to give up any guns he owns.

Quoth Seshat

In Australia, a lot of computer-based crime comes under the Federal Police' jurisdiction. Mostly because it does cross state lines, or country lines, so much of the time.
Also, the AFP (Aust. Federal Police) collect the most computer-savvy cops.

The FBI has jurisdiction, but I don't know they put a lot of time into these kinds of cases. Still, it might be worth a shot.

[Seraph]

Erm...not the update I wanted to give. I can't exactly find out what's going on because....erm....said friend who is being targeted by crazy Springer dude...kind of just got out of jail. (unrelated to all of this) Which is why I haven't been able to find out anything.

As far as I know....crazy dude has now moved to attempting, and poorly at that, to try and hack other websites. He made a sorry attempt at mine, and got thrashed when I promptly retaliated by...helping him stress test his servers. He's left me alone since that. :P

[AlmightyALT]

.....

just

.....

::facepalm::

Oy.

Be careful Seraph. Also... bear mace.

[KatherineB]

I'm starting to feel that 'Enemy of Normalcy' just isn't strong enough anymore...

[Jester]

How about "Enemy of Idiocy"?

[Zaiida]

I'm liking Enemy of Sanity myself. There is something seriously wrong with this guy.

Be safe Seraph.