Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire
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Sounded like a master card commercial.
Here's one of those people, not the brightest crayon in the box. I may have posted this elsewhere on the board, but I love this story and I tell it over and over again.
G - Girl Sitting beside me
C - Clueless guy she's talking to
G - Thank you for calling tech support, My name is blah, can I please have your name?
C - cluelessguy you're talking to
G - Hi clueless, how can I help you today?
C - well the interac machine on my computer ate my credit card.
G- I'm sorry?
C - I was on ebay, and I wanted to buy something so I put my credit card in the slot and it won't come back out. I would like my credit card back, and I would like to know if I have been charged for the purchase.
G - *mute on* Hey anode, do these computers have interac slots?
Me - WTF?
G - This guy somehow got his credit card into the computers interac slot
Me - *scratches head, then looks at the crappy old model that they have us stuck on, then thinks this guy probably has a slot loading CD drive* I dunno . (I like to see dumb people squirm, makes me feel warm and special inside.)
G - *off mute, can almost see the lightbulb turn on over her head* What type of computer are you using (which should have been evient at the beginning of the call, but whatever)
C - iBlob
G - What colour is it?
C - Blue
G - Okay, that is not an interac slot, that is a CD drive. You will have to take the computer in to a service provider to replace the drive.
Good times. I elaborated where my memory lost some stuff, but for the most part it's true. We howled laughing after the call though.
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