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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool.
You can win one if you remove your ability to contribute towards the gene pool.
> Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
> Reproduction
> Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
> Excellence
> Astounding misapplication of judgement.
> Self-Selection
> Cause one's own demise.
> Maturity
> Capable of sound judgement.
> Veracity
> The event must be true.
I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
You can get an Honorable Mention if you fail to remove yourself. You can get a Darwin Award after you already have a kid... By removing their ability to pass your genes on.
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