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  • The Good, The Bad...

    Last night was interesting.

    The Good

    We don't normally have kids at karaoke, but the bar also serves food, so they're allowed in the dining area. We had an 8 year old boy sing both Smokin' In The Boys' Room and Dragula. He did one hell of a job on them too. Kid, you rule all.

    The Bad

    Drunken tone-deaf idiots singing Garth Brooks songs. I swear I'm gonna take Friends In Low Places out of the damn book.

    The Ugly

    Idiot: I'm gonna take you home with me.
    Um, no. You are not.
    Idiot (to my boyfriend): I'm taking her home with me.
    Um, no. You are not.
    Idiot (to my boyfriend): I'm gonna take her away and marry her.
    Um, no. You are not.

    Repeat all night long. (sigh)

    And...

    The Stupid

    Drunk Guy: I wanna sing You Give Love A Bad Name
    Me: You just sang that last round hon.
    Drunk Guy: Oh, then I wanna sing Every Rose Has Its Thorn
    Me: You just sang that one the round before hon.
    Drunk Guy: Oh. Um...did I sing Bon Jovi?
    Me: Yeah, you did.
    Drunk Guy: Ok, I'll sing Every Rose Has Its Thorn.
    I give up.


    Also, we shut down at 1:15 - bartender's orders. Every week you show up at 1:00. Every week you act surprised when you don't get to sing three or four songs. Every week you beg me to let you do just one more. Every week I tell you no. Go deal with your boyfriend who's been trying to take me home all night.
    Let it go... Daisy, let it go... Open up your fist
    This fallen world... Doesn't hold your interest...
    Doesn't hold your soul... Daisy, let it go
    -Switchfoot

  • #2
    Quoth Daisy View Post
    We had an 8 year old boy sing both Smokin' In The Boys' Room and Dragula. He did one hell of a job on them too.
    I want to adopt this child.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      Quoth Daisy View Post
      Drunken tone-deaf idiots singing Garth Brooks songs.
      Just be glad it wasn't Bohemian Rhapsody
      The High Priest is an Illusion!

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      • #4
        I would have paid to see that 8 year old.

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        • #5
          I think it's pretty cool to see a kid singing something other than saccharine pop tunes or kiddy songs. More power to him!

          As for the guy who was constantly talking about how he'd snatch you away, it sounds like he was either drunk, on drugs, or had some kind of mental problem.

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          • #6
            Quoth Daisy View Post
            Last night was interesting.

            The Good

            We don't normally have kids at karaoke, but the bar also serves food, so they're allowed in the dining area. We had an 8 year old boy sing both Smokin' In The Boys' Room and Dragula. He did one hell of a job on them too. Kid, you rule all.
            For once a kid that's not into Miley Cyrus or Hilary Duff! Not that there's anything wrong with them but my kids are driving me batty! That kid ROCKS!

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            • #7
              Quoth Daisy View Post

              The Bad

              Drunken tone-deaf idiots singing Garth Brooks songs. I swear I'm gonna take Friends In Low Places out of the damn book.
              Oh yeah, take out one of the only good songs.
              Under The Moon Paranormal Research
              San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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