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Quoth BeckySunshine View PostDid anyone look like they were positioned to save you if it went too far?
Quoth saintGravekeeper, where do you find your cats?
Sometimes I just make them myself in lieu of being able to find any decent ones.
Its like they're having some sort of arms race to see who can completely butcher and embarrass the English language the fastest now.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYour kitchen window “Just fell out” did it? I may be not a carpenter, contractor or even well versed in the correct use of a power drill ( Hint: Aim it away from your face. ) but I’m pretty sure when windows are installed into an apartment complex they are secured into place quite firmly by some means. I’m not precisely sure how. It may be nails, it may be pixie dust, but they are pretty firmly wedged in there. So excuse me if I'm a bit skeptical of your "I just touched it!" defense.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou know, when the revolution begins and the tireless drones of the customer service industry rises up as one in a single voice of rage and resentment from years of abuse before we take to the streets; It will be you and your ilk that we drag kicking and screaming out of your homes as you cling desperately to your cell phone and triple Venci maple nut crunch Starbucks espresso desperately screaming “The customer is always right!” in an vain attempt to justify years with of belittling and rampant jackassry in the face of our clawing, angry monkey-like mob vengeance.
The end is coming, my friend. Be prepared.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
Document everything
CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post1)
What Has Been Seen Cannot be Unseen
The thong, oh God the thong. Curse you, Skytrain. If I wanted to see that I’d mix up 15lbs of bread dough and let it rise in a garbage bag for 3 hours before pouring it halfway out on the floor and running a piece of dental floss through the middle. I could do it too, I got a break maker for Christmas.
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Another Time Warp..
SC: “I’ve been on hold for 5 minutes!”
You were on hold for…let’s see….approximately 37 seconds according to my computer. So I’m not sure what sort of unstable dimensional time warp you’re calling me from but if I were you I’d be somewhat concerned at the rate at which I was rapidly hurdling towards the grave. Granted, if I were you my shift would be over in about 45 minutes. So I guess it wouldn’t be that bad.
2) This would be the same rip in the space-time continuum that the US gets its own time zone from.
Quoth ladyklack View PostThat one could have been any number of people on this board.
I plead the fifth.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostNo, if I had managed to strangle myself out I'm sure they'd only look on with envy that I'd managed to get off the system for a while till the paramedics arrived.It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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Quoth NotSoInnocent View PostYou mean you've seen this one? But... but I made it muhself!
*MOD EDIT - Image removed. We already saw it once.Last edited by Ree; 02-27-2008, 03:16 AM.Pit bull-
There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post*MOD EDIT - Image removed. We already saw it once.
WTF?Last edited by Ree; 02-27-2008, 03:22 AM."I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostNo, if I had managed to strangle myself out I'm sure they'd only look on with envy that I'd managed to get off the system for a while till the paramedics arrived.
And I'm serious about that.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostFull of Win
I received a call from Sergeant Power evening. Sergeant Power. Its kind of hard to top that kind of awesome. I wonder if he can shoot lasers out of his face or something.
Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster
9 Manlienst names in the world Link not QUITE worksafe. Lots of swearwords."Jester, I have an opportunity for you." Uh oh. What does he want me to clean? "It 's a chance for you to make some extra money." Crap, it must be really gross!
-Jester
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