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  • At the doctor's (SERIOUSLY NSFW)

    A man goes to the doctor.

    The man asks: "First of all, Dr., have you ever laughed at a patient?"

    The doctor replies: "No, not at all! I've been strictly professional in all of my over 20 years of practising!"

    The man continues: "Ok then, well...", pulls down his pants and reveals what must be the world's smallest penis. Really, think about AAA battery size like.

    At this time the doctor loses it and rolls on the floor laughing, tears down his face. After about 10 minutes, he finally composes himself and says: "I'm so sorry, really, I assure that it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

    The man replies: "It's swollen...."
    A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    Another theory states that this has already happened.
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