From my days of doing phone tech support.
Me: (Me)
SC: Sucky Caller
Me: Thank you for calling tech support how can I help you?
SC: That's a good job on the accent! That's the best I've heard!
Me: Huh? What do you mean?
SC: Well, aren't you outsourced:
Me: Nope. Now, how can I help you?
SC: Aren't you in India, or China, or some third world country?
Me: No sir, I am in New Jersry.
SC: NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Yes, New Jersey. Now, how can I help you?
SC: YOUZ IN NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Yes, that is where we are.
SC: Do you all tawk like this in NEW JOIZEE?
Me: I'm not talking like that, sir. Now, how can I help you?
SC: You don't tawk like this in NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Nope. Now, how can I help you?
Me: (Me)
SC: Sucky Caller
Me: Thank you for calling tech support how can I help you?
SC: That's a good job on the accent! That's the best I've heard!
Me: Huh? What do you mean?
SC: Well, aren't you outsourced:
Me: Nope. Now, how can I help you?
SC: Aren't you in India, or China, or some third world country?
Me: No sir, I am in New Jersry.
SC: NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Yes, New Jersey. Now, how can I help you?
SC: YOUZ IN NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Yes, that is where we are.
SC: Do you all tawk like this in NEW JOIZEE?
Me: I'm not talking like that, sir. Now, how can I help you?
SC: You don't tawk like this in NEW JOIZEE?
Me: Nope. Now, how can I help you?
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