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Old 09-25-2019, 09:22 AM
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Should you happen to have a sneezing fit in the fruit and veg section of the supermarket and do not have a handkerchief available to wipe your nose upon, please do not use a lettuce instead.That is all....
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Old 09-25-2019, 02:50 PM
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**HACHOO!!** *lettuce leaves everywhere*
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Old 09-28-2019, 07:51 PM
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Should you happen to have a sneezing fit in the fruit and veg section of the supermarket and do not have a handkerchief available to wipe your nose upon, please do not use a lettuce instead.That is all....
REALLY?? OMG, that is beyond disgusting.
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Old 09-28-2019, 10:55 PM
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If you somehow find that you have wiped your nose on a lettuce or such, BUY the damned thing, since you done ruined the prospects of it ever being sold or consumed by other humans.
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Old 09-28-2019, 11:04 PM
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I think this sums up the antics of our customers sufficiently to merit its position as Thread Number 10,000 in this forum which we have now attained...
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Old 10-01-2019, 12:44 PM
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Oh GROSS! I may never buy unwrapped produce again. *shudder*
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Old 10-06-2019, 10:17 PM
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At my store, that produce would have been pulled and tossed out immediately.


AND the entire case cleaned and sanitized . . .
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