Tales of the Security Guard(language)

[gunsage]

I love it when people think the term rent-a-cop really means something. The FIRST NIGHT I started working security (2002...ah the memories), my roommates gave me a little hassle, calling me rent-a-cop. I laughed it off because...

- I made more than them.
- It was just about the easiest position I worked.
- It was a hell of a lot better than my last job (gas station) and better than theirs, IMO (supervisor at UPS, unemployed).



Edit: Um, wtf's a rissole?

[Rapscallion]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rissole

A foodstuff, also vaguely similar in sound to a number of British semi-swear words. We don't use it often for such, which is a shame. I may be dusting that word off in the near future.

Rapscallion

[RayvenQ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rissole

A foodstuff, also vaguely similar in sound to a number of British semi-swear words. We don't use it often for such, which is a shame. I may be dusting that word off in the near future.

Rapscallion

Yeah, perhaps I should have mention I used to be a Chef, there's another variation on the saying which is "We only serve Rissoles not arseholes."