You're not smiling.

[chainedbarista]

crazyal, that is the smile i give, paired with a rather evil sounding laugh, to those rude enough to tell me 'you should be smiling.'

they usually back away quickly or just shut up and look at me wide eyed.

(i guess something about a crazy looking 5'3 woman with an evil laugh throws them off a bit-i also do a great 'wicked witch of the west' laugh, too)