It doesn't get much dumber than this.

[Titi]

Lady tried to hire a hitman from hitmanforhire .com and payed for the hit through her paypal account.

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...0,290952.story

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Now that sounds like a plot from one of my stories . . .

[taxguykarl]

Here in Illinois, the two primary duties of state troopers appear to be 1) ticket speeders and 2) pretend to be hitmen in sting operations.