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The Attempted Kidnapping at the Karate Studio
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Old 01-04-2019, 04:53 PM
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Default The Attempted Kidnapping at the Karate Studio

Cops say a would-be kidnapper chased a woman -- into a karate studio. That was a bad move.
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Old 01-04-2019, 05:38 PM
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Threatening a martial arts instructor---talk about bucking for Darwin Award.
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Not as bad as the two guys that tried to rob Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-04-2019, 07:35 PM
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Not as bad as the two guys that tried to rob Chuck Norris.
Wait...what?

Chuck Norris may be 78 years old, but you don't mess with a guy who created his own Martial Arts style based on Tang Soo Do, and has six black belts in six different styles (per Wikipedia):
  • 10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
  • 9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
  • 8th degree black belt Taekwondo
  • 5th degree black belt in Karate
  • 4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
  • Black belt in Judo

Unless maybe your name is Bruce Lee...
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Ok. Found a post that talks about it.

http://supernaturalcases.blogspot.co...obbed.html?m=1
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Old 01-04-2019, 11:26 PM
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I was gonna post this one but I see I was beaten to the punch *ducks*

I can't imagine what this guy was thinking. Make sure to check out the picture of the instructor. This wasn't a relatively unassuming looking guy like Mr Miyagi. He's a huge muscular man who looks like he could compete with Arnold Schwarzenegger. What a dumbass!!!
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Old 01-05-2019, 11:34 AM
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Wait...what?

Chuck Norris may be 78 years old, but you don't mess with a guy who created his own Martial Arts style based on Tang Soo Do, and has six black belts in six different styles (per Wikipedia):
  • 10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
  • 9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
  • 8th degree black belt Taekwondo
  • 5th degree black belt in Karate
  • 4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
  • Black belt in Judo

Unless maybe your name is Bruce Lee...
Well, the incident was 25 years ago! Still makes me think of Cohen the Barbarian."In one of the most dangerous professions in the world, Cohen has survived to be very old..." laughing at him is likely to be a fatal mistake.
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As badass as all those are, they were all cases of someone doing the stupid thing in the badass' presence.

Dolph Lundgren didn't even have to be present to be badass.
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Old 01-07-2019, 11:12 AM
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The 3 raiders of the Lundgren house were... smarter than the previous examples. They not only took some basic precautions on concealing their identities, but had self-awareness enough to know when they're out-classed by someone.
Still, attacking a physically fit specimen who's had training/experience... Hey Darwin Awards, we gots another candidate for ya!

And as for Cohen, nope, not gonna bet against that old bast... err, fine gentlemen of a barbarian.
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And as for Cohen, nope, not gonna bet against that old bast... err, fine gentlemen of a barbarian.
Even the Valkyries lost out against Cohen when he stole their horses.
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