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Old 04-28-2014, 02:23 AM
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Every computer problem can be solved with a 10 minute fix, but some problems involve a MUCH different number base than others.
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Just remember, there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:24 AM
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http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00259.html

Write in C (to the tune of "Let it Be")

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

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Old 06-06-2014, 04:09 AM
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Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.
I'm in this exact situation now. Porting one of my apps, written in BASIC, to the Mac... it's easier to rewrite it in something C-ish than it is to try to get the BASIC working under OSX.
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Old 08-15-2014, 09:47 PM
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I've worked on Dells, Gateways, Lenovos, and HPs.

Nobody has asked me to look at his Wang.

Of course, if you do have an old Wang, you might need a replacement.
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:20 PM
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People say that Ada Lovelace was the first programmer (wrote for Babbage's Analytical Engine - the hardware needed manufacturing capabilities beyond the state of the art at the time he designed it). They're wrong - Eve (of "Adam and Eve" fame) was actually the first programmer. She had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other.
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People say that Ada Lovelace was the first programmer (wrote for Babbage's Analytical Engine - the hardware needed manufacturing capabilities beyond the state of the art at the time he designed it). They're wrong - Eve (of "Adam and Eve" fame) was actually the first programmer. She had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other.
And they say girls aren't techies . . .

As for fun in the computer lab, two words come to mind: Tesla coil.
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A hot young female IT worker was appointed to the IT department of an accounting firm and one of her first jobs was to go around and set up new passwords for everybody. One of the male accountants, wanting to embarass her, told her to set his new password as "penis." Without skipping a beat she entered the password.
She then started to keel over laughing, as the response given was "Password rejected: not long enough."
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Old 01-19-2015, 06:14 PM
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She then started to keel over laughing, as the response given was "Password rejected: not long enough."
He should have made his password "bigpenis".

Because then it's 8 characters long...which I've heard is more than enough length for most systems.

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Old 01-22-2015, 12:33 AM
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He should have made his password "bigpenis".

Because then it's 8 characters long...which I've heard is more than enough length for most systems.
And anyone who truly knew him would never guess that obviously false description of him as his password.
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