I've been at work a lot lately as we're short staffed ... which means dealing with lots of SCs. Here are a few of my tales
● At my store we have an entry door, and an exit door. How many lazy saps do you think will walk out the entry only door? If you say a lot then you get an internet cookie! Now, this automatic door only opens one way so these people will either make their escape when someone tries to come in ... so that makes for a bottleneck as new shoppers wait for those ones to go out. The other 1% of these people will grab the door as it closes and force it open. It is this group of people that annoy me. The door isn't designed to open that way, and forcing it open like this will eventually break the motor (Again). I'll shout at them that they can't go out that way, but they will ignore both my shouts and the clear 'no exit' sign and go out that way anyway.
F me. Sometimes I wish we could bill these fools for the damages.
● We printed out some vouchers in our store papers. We usually do this a couple of weeks before they are valid. The amount of people that don't read the information on these vouchers is too damn high. That or they don't listen to us as we'll tell them "hey grab our paper there are vouchers for two weeks time in there". We'll get a good number of people trying to use them and having a good moan because they didn't realise they where valid on X day. I would just point on where on the voucher it is and ask if they are paying cash or card. Now this is all well and good, but the number of people trying to use them the day before they were valid was exponentially higher than normal. So I got a lot of people complaining to me about it. Sorry, I can't make them work sooner than their valid date. The system just won't take them and the manager won't force them in either! At least two people wanted me to put back their shopping because they couldn't get their 5 quid off. We're talking huge trolly loads because this was a spend X amount get 5 quid off voucher. I just wanted to murder the woman that wanted to do this 10 mins to closing time.
● Our cashier areas are small, and if you are on the second till in the booth you have an end packing area for customers. Due to the design customers can generally stand in any place in a 180 degree radius of this till... why on earth would you, as a customer stand BEHIND me where I can't see you, and either A) Wait there till your stuff comes up to be scanned, and since I can't see you I end up greeting the next person in line OR B) Complaining in a very loud voice that I havn't taken your money when I have been dealing with your very visible partner. If your paying, stand where I can see you ... I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
Of course whatever of these two things happen, It is still me being blamed for bad customer service. Honestly why they deign to stand somewhere other than where I can see them is beyond me.
● People have been wanting me to change large bills for change or vice versa. This is against policy due to tills being way down, so we can't do it ... and I tell them about the policy. They get upset at me, but I am not risking my job for their change. Go to the bank where they can easily verify that you're not pulling some kind of change scam.
● Also had a woman get upset at me because I wouldn't say she had X amount of product when she had Y amount ... all because she wanted the multibuy deal. Just get X amount lady and give the extra one to someone else. It's a bakery product and if I say you have more then what you have then our baking and inventory will be off ... and of course if other people see you getting away with it they will all want me to do it.
Complaining that it's a scam won't make me more inclined to do this for you either.
● At my store we have an entry door, and an exit door. How many lazy saps do you think will walk out the entry only door? If you say a lot then you get an internet cookie! Now, this automatic door only opens one way so these people will either make their escape when someone tries to come in ... so that makes for a bottleneck as new shoppers wait for those ones to go out. The other 1% of these people will grab the door as it closes and force it open. It is this group of people that annoy me. The door isn't designed to open that way, and forcing it open like this will eventually break the motor (Again). I'll shout at them that they can't go out that way, but they will ignore both my shouts and the clear 'no exit' sign and go out that way anyway.
F me. Sometimes I wish we could bill these fools for the damages.
● We printed out some vouchers in our store papers. We usually do this a couple of weeks before they are valid. The amount of people that don't read the information on these vouchers is too damn high. That or they don't listen to us as we'll tell them "hey grab our paper there are vouchers for two weeks time in there". We'll get a good number of people trying to use them and having a good moan because they didn't realise they where valid on X day. I would just point on where on the voucher it is and ask if they are paying cash or card. Now this is all well and good, but the number of people trying to use them the day before they were valid was exponentially higher than normal. So I got a lot of people complaining to me about it. Sorry, I can't make them work sooner than their valid date. The system just won't take them and the manager won't force them in either! At least two people wanted me to put back their shopping because they couldn't get their 5 quid off. We're talking huge trolly loads because this was a spend X amount get 5 quid off voucher. I just wanted to murder the woman that wanted to do this 10 mins to closing time.
● Our cashier areas are small, and if you are on the second till in the booth you have an end packing area for customers. Due to the design customers can generally stand in any place in a 180 degree radius of this till... why on earth would you, as a customer stand BEHIND me where I can't see you, and either A) Wait there till your stuff comes up to be scanned, and since I can't see you I end up greeting the next person in line OR B) Complaining in a very loud voice that I havn't taken your money when I have been dealing with your very visible partner. If your paying, stand where I can see you ... I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
Of course whatever of these two things happen, It is still me being blamed for bad customer service. Honestly why they deign to stand somewhere other than where I can see them is beyond me.
● People have been wanting me to change large bills for change or vice versa. This is against policy due to tills being way down, so we can't do it ... and I tell them about the policy. They get upset at me, but I am not risking my job for their change. Go to the bank where they can easily verify that you're not pulling some kind of change scam.
● Also had a woman get upset at me because I wouldn't say she had X amount of product when she had Y amount ... all because she wanted the multibuy deal. Just get X amount lady and give the extra one to someone else. It's a bakery product and if I say you have more then what you have then our baking and inventory will be off ... and of course if other people see you getting away with it they will all want me to do it.
Complaining that it's a scam won't make me more inclined to do this for you either.
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