*snigger*

[Gizmo]

Boss and I were fixing someone's tablet PC and in our trouble shooting came across some installed music. Boss grumped.

Boss: Why is there music on here... shouldn't be music on here!
Me: Its just installed bloatware. comes up on anything these days.
Boss: *grump* *presses play button*
Tablet : *blares out loud music*
Boss: ooops.... *presses* 'off' button.
Tablet: *continues to blast out loud music*
Me: *folds up laughing*
Everyone in office: *looks up at us*
Me: *finds volume buttons and pause music button*
Boss: *phew*

[Zoom]

Won't be long now, before they install bloatware on critical comps found in store registers... or missile bases... or nuclear reactors.

That's a new one... "Music hath charms to push the button and end us all."