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  • Mystic, Stop!

    A self-described mystic decided that he had incredible telekinetic powers.

    On Monday, he stepped in front of a man on a moving bicycle. The bike stopped.
    On Tuesday, he stepped in front of a moving car. The car stopped.
    On Wednesday, he stepped in front of a moving bus. The bus stopped.
    On Thursday, he stepped in front of a moving train.

    His funeral will be held next Friday.

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    I guess you could say he didn't train hard enough.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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