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    I was preparing the guest arrivals printout for tomorrow and I noticed one with the last name Bear and another with the last name Wolf.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    House Stark is gathering their forces. Winter is coming.
    Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
    Save the Ales!
    Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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      Quoth csquared View Post
      Winter is coming.
      It could come soon? Heat index for today in Topeka is 105.

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        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
        I was preparing the guest arrivals printout for tomorrow and I noticed one with the last name Bear and another with the last name Wolf.
        Another furry convention?
        Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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          It's a peace summit so that they may join forces against the true enemy, the squirrels.
          Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
          Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            I was preparing the guest arrivals printout for tomorrow and I noticed one with the last name Bear and another with the last name Wolf.
            They were invited to My Cat's Bithday.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              All you need now is Dr Doolittle!
              Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                I was preparing the guest arrivals printout for tomorrow and I noticed one with the last name Bear and another with the last name Wolf.
                I had a customer today whose first name was Wolf.

                And my father's middle name (which he uses in preference to his first) translates as Little Bear.

                (Animal names aren't that uncommon in Hebrew or Yiddish. There's also Loeb (lion), Hirsch (deer), Rachel (lamb), Devorah (bee), and so forth.)

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                • #9
                  My maiden name was that of a small animal. I once dated a guy who's last name was that of a farm animal. We used to laugh over what would happen if we got married & had kids.....

                  Madness takes it's toll....
                  Please have exact change ready.

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