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    Today I went to the Social Security office to apply for old age pension. The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers license to verify my age. I dug through my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. So I told her I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and get it.

    "Oh, that's okay" she told me. "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt, revealing copious amounts of silver chest hair. She told me "That silver hair on your chest is enough proof for me," and processed my pension application.

    I returned home and excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said "You should've dropped your pants. Then you would've gotten disability too."

    And that's when the fight started, Your Honor....
    Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 02-27-2014, 11:00 PM.
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