Laugh of the Day

[Eireann]

One of my gay friends has invited me to come and see him. We were chatting about it on Facebook today. This friend is not a native English speaker, which led to this enthusiastic sentence from him:

"I can cock for you!"

...Yes, I'm sure you can.

[cashierbex]

Nice. Sounds like a good time

[Food Lady]

Did he mean cook?

[Eireann]

Yes, he did. Maybe it was a Freudian slip.

[artcurmudgeon]

NOT IN THE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!