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    How does moses make coffee?




    Hebrews it!!


    Runs

  • #2
    Did Jew have to say that?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      That Israeli funny.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        I don't Noah thing . . .
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Awww yall liked my punny

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          • #6
            One thing I know about all of you. You are Abel to raise Cain.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Another groaner: A Southerner buys a house that's absolutely perfect. After the closing, he opens the front door, steps inside, and promptly falls into the basement. It's something he should have anticipated - after all, it was a house without a flaw.
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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              • #8
                What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

                A ba-boom!
                The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                • #9
                  Ouchie...lol

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                  • #10
                    So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
                      Wow, we should have seen that one coming....
                      You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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                      • #12
                        What do you call a hooker that gets paid in spaghetti?









































                        A pasta-tute!
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          I thought it was a Putanesca.
                          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                          • #14
                            A man sees a chav with an extremely colourful parrot on his shoulder, and asks "Where did you get him?". The parrot answers "At the football game - there's thousands of the worthless buggers there".

                            How does a family of snakes enter the student residence at Hogwarts? They Slytherin.

                            A day late, but one for you Yanks:

                            What kind of tea do you make by infusing the leaves in cold saltwater? Liber-tea.
                            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
                              Did you hear about the guy who made love to an ATM?







                              He came into money.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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