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  • #31
    Confuscious also say man who has woman on ground has piece on Earth.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #32
      Confucius also say, man who smokes weed while using toilet is high on pot.
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #33
        Confuscious say woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #34
          Confucius say man who farts in church sits in own pew.
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
          My LiveJournal
          A page we can all agree with!

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          • #35
            Baseball has it wrong. A man can't walk with four balls.

            A man who fouls a ball off his crotch has two balls and one strike.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #36
              Did you hear about the Yoga instructor who married a concrete contractor?

              She stays flexible for her man because he has something that's rock hard.
              This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

              I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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              • #37
                Little Bo Peep was "feeling under the wether" yesterday. I'd say she was REALLY sick.
                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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