Customers say the dumbest things...

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: You people can’t seem to get it right so I do what I was instructed to get online. She tells me to only put the number in the box & it works. Doesn’t work! I’m disabled & I’d sure like to make $13.88 a minute! That’s only $832.80 per hour!

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Customer: I didn’t get an outlet added last weekend but I paid for it anyway. I have no idea why I did that.

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Customer: (to friend as hanging up phone) She thought I was bein’ an asshole, but I wasn’t.

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Customer: You don’t understand my situation. I got seven kids. To be without TV in my house for even one hour is just horrible!

[Becks]

Wow. That mass of stupidity made it impossible for me to single out any one thing to comment on.

I need medicine for my brain.

[coldcupofjoe]

there ya go

[Shengirl]

Customer: You people can’t seem to get it right so I do what I was instructed to get online. She tells me to only put the number in the box & it works. Doesn’t work! I’m disabled & I’d sure like to make $13.88 a minute! That’s only $832.80 per hour!

Wait, what? I don't understand any of that.

And maybe if that lady can't control or occupy seven kids for an hour, she shouldn't have had that many. Send them outside or something, geesh! Pawn them off on their friends' houses for a coupla hours!

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Customer: You don’t understand my situation. I got seven kids. To be without TV in my house for even one hour is just horrible!

Keep it in your pants then. Your uterus is not a clown car(to quote swordsman422).