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  • Our breakfast must be more impressive than the curved swords of Hammerfell

    Not a sucky situation so I'm putting it here. Two already checked in guests walk through the lobby. Guest 1 tells Guest 2 we have free breakfast. Guest 2 seems astonished. Wow. Free breakfast!
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    Free, yeah what's the bet they bitch about the selection tomorrow morning!

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    • #3
      Didn't you hear though?

      The breakfasts in Hammerfell have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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      • #4
        At least the breakfast doesn't have mudcrabs. Disgusting creatures.
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        • #5
          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
          At least the breakfast doesn't have mudcrabs. Disgusting creatures.
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          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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          • #6
            At Gencon we stayed in a Fairfield Inn, and one morning we were eating the free breakfast when a teenager sitting nearby complained to his dad that the hotel was too far from the con (it was like...3 blocks) and they should have stayed at the Marriott.

            His dad said, "Yeah, but the Marriot doesn't have FREE BREAKFAST."

            It was one of the reasons we chose the Fairfield.
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            • #7
              Always with the customer complaints. What's the matter, somebody steal your sweetroll?

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              • #8
                Quoth Sleepwalker View Post
                Always with the customer complaints. What's the matter, somebody steal your sweetroll?
                I wish I'd thought of that one.
                By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                • #9
                  They should have also asked me to summon them a nice warm bed.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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