Heh. My BF has a few "break the ice" exercises for meetings. One of them involves listing 3 items to bring through the checkout lane in order to get a reaction/comment from the cashier.
One caveat though - cannot be condoms. don't remember if there were other restrictions though.
Whipped cream, painkillers and chocolate sauce.
Cucumber, lubricant and a banana.
Sweatbands (or something else equally elastic), whipped cream and a zucchini.
I'll let you guess the purpose of the sweatbands...