Screw Dancing With the Stars
. If you want to see the real thing, watch this.
Watch for the sequences featuring the African-American dancers and you tell me that's not some serious soft shoe. If any of them had screwed up that choreography, someone would have ended up in the hospital.
And then consider that if any of those dancers are still alive today, they're in their 90's at minimum. Just mindblowing. I watched this video with my mouth hanging open.