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    A college professor heard a knock on his door one night. He opened it to find one of his young, very pretty female students with a pleading look in her eyes.

    "Please, sir," she said. " I'll do anything to pass the test tomorrow." She leaned in close and rubbed his face seductively. "Anything."

    "Anything?" The professor asked.

    "Anything."

    "Would you....study?"
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    This one made me laugh out loud!!
    "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
    "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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