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All minor stuff this week and after I had a break from all suck last week, I feel lucky that the normal didn't become doubled to make up for it.
The Duke...
The door was locked, all of the lights are off outside and inside except for the four corner lights that stay on 24/7. I’m emptying the coins from the machines. I have flipped the sign in the front window. Idiot boy walks up and tugs on the door. I’m in the back part of the place near the office. I give him the universal sign that everyone knows that says we are closed which is a finger slashed across the neck. Idiot boy proceeds to push and pull on the door. I yell at him that we are closed. He continues to pull, push and then finally kick the door. I walk to the front. Idiot boy finally sees me and says. “Are you closed?” :head/wall:
The Duchess...
As told by my boss...
A woman came storming in to the laundry after having finished doing her laundry and slapped down a parking ticket and expected him to pay the fine because she didn’t see the No Parking or Stopping sign that she parked right beside. (You know, the one that prevented her from opening her passenger side door to get her laundry out?) I didn’t even have to ask if he gave her the $10.00. The smile on his face told me the answer.
The Directionally Challenged...
I had a guy run into the Laundromat yesterday and asked, almost frantically, what time the next bus comes going west. This is easy. We have one bus going west at 9am and another at noon. The bus only runs Monday through Friday. Since it is 4 pm on Friday, I tell him that the next westbound bus will be at 9am on Monday morning and begin to tell him the schedule when he interrupts me.
HIM: No! No! That can’t be! My mom said there was a bus at 3:45.
ME: I’m sorry, but unless they changed the schedule unannounced since I rode it last week the last bus going to <town west of me> was at noon today.
HIM: I’m not going to <town west of me> I’m going to <town northeast of me>.
ME: Well in that case there is a bus that comes through going that way at 3:45, but it already passed by a few minutes ago. (true. It’s a big ugly shade of green that I personally saw pass by)
HIM: (running out) Aw F**k, I’m dead!
ME: (to myself, of course) I agree, at least from the neck up.
And how was your week?
The Duke...
The door was locked, all of the lights are off outside and inside except for the four corner lights that stay on 24/7. I’m emptying the coins from the machines. I have flipped the sign in the front window. Idiot boy walks up and tugs on the door. I’m in the back part of the place near the office. I give him the universal sign that everyone knows that says we are closed which is a finger slashed across the neck. Idiot boy proceeds to push and pull on the door. I yell at him that we are closed. He continues to pull, push and then finally kick the door. I walk to the front. Idiot boy finally sees me and says. “Are you closed?” :head/wall:
The Duchess...
As told by my boss...
A woman came storming in to the laundry after having finished doing her laundry and slapped down a parking ticket and expected him to pay the fine because she didn’t see the No Parking or Stopping sign that she parked right beside. (You know, the one that prevented her from opening her passenger side door to get her laundry out?) I didn’t even have to ask if he gave her the $10.00. The smile on his face told me the answer.
The Directionally Challenged...
I had a guy run into the Laundromat yesterday and asked, almost frantically, what time the next bus comes going west. This is easy. We have one bus going west at 9am and another at noon. The bus only runs Monday through Friday. Since it is 4 pm on Friday, I tell him that the next westbound bus will be at 9am on Monday morning and begin to tell him the schedule when he interrupts me.
HIM: No! No! That can’t be! My mom said there was a bus at 3:45.
ME: I’m sorry, but unless they changed the schedule unannounced since I rode it last week the last bus going to <town west of me> was at noon today.
HIM: I’m not going to <town west of me> I’m going to <town northeast of me>.
ME: Well in that case there is a bus that comes through going that way at 3:45, but it already passed by a few minutes ago. (true. It’s a big ugly shade of green that I personally saw pass by)
HIM: (running out) Aw F**k, I’m dead!
ME: (to myself, of course) I agree, at least from the neck up.
And how was your week?
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