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Been thinking of posting this for awhile now...
ME: you friendly counter-strike playing register monkey
SC: ...
SC: <generic rant rabble rabble rabble over price>Your service sucks I'm going to competitor A
ME: (corporate policy demands i say this)I'm sorry to hear that sir however i still can't reduce the price
SC: You Better be sorry its your paycheck!
ME: Actually sir only about 10 percent of any purchase goes to the payroll so in all honestly your refusal to purchase the item here causes very little concern. (I pulled that number out of my bum but he doesn't know that)
at this point he demanded a manager and complained about me. I got in trouble for this but the manager laughed along too. I love my manager <3
ME: you friendly counter-strike playing register monkey
SC: ...
SC: <generic rant rabble rabble rabble over price>Your service sucks I'm going to competitor A
ME: (corporate policy demands i say this)I'm sorry to hear that sir however i still can't reduce the price
SC: You Better be sorry its your paycheck!
ME: Actually sir only about 10 percent of any purchase goes to the payroll so in all honestly your refusal to purchase the item here causes very little concern. (I pulled that number out of my bum but he doesn't know that)
at this point he demanded a manager and complained about me. I got in trouble for this but the manager laughed along too. I love my manager <3